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Friday, March 21, 2008

Freudian Slip

Okay... I put this joke on here because I heard it yesterday and it is still making me laugh...

Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories.
One man says, "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day."
The other man responds, "What is a Freudian Slip?"
"You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for 'to Pickets to Tittsburgh."
he second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking about. It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said, "You F***ing B***h, you ruined my life!

2 comments:

z said...

wow that joke is older then I am....It will probably give your grandmother a heartattack.

Anonymous said...

psh.... i told you that joke!