Star Wars explained by a 3-year old.....

Ha Ha......get it? ha ha

knee slapper

i laughed for like five minutes........................

My Sunday

Well.......today was fun......we went to church and had an okay time........then, we went home and had taquitos....they were yucky........after that we went to Joe's house around sixish........it was six because church doesn't end until four.........i hate one o'clock church........it makes no sense to me........anyway........we went to his house and first we watched the end of my Kansas team beating Davidson to get to the final four (basketball, liz).........then, we played with the dogs (and by played i mean got mauled by)........then, we played cards.......first we played Kemps which i find absolutely stupid, then we played Spoons, which is ridiculously violent, but fun............that lasted about an hour..........but since we had to be home by 9:30 we could only ding dong ditch for like 15 minutes.........but it was fun.............we also talked about all the youth that we don't like like we always do.......his dad can't join in anymore because he is the bishop..........well.........i just want to say that people need to start posting...........because i am getting annoyed with no new posts (i'm not talking to liz or scrat).........

Not very happy

well I am tired right now......and I just woke up........I was sleeping really nicely this morning when i hear unanimallike noises coming from the hallway....the ducks were chirping soooo loud and i didn't know why.....then i looked and it was because they made their cage a lake.........so i had to go outside into the rainy cold wet anything bad you can think of, and had to clean out their cage.................this wouldn't have been a problem except for the fact that it was 5:30 in the morning........i then had to try to get back to sleep.............i was asleep until about a half hour ago when Nicole came screaming down the hallway about how she was going to be late for her "job" because she didn't set her alarm...........so now i am awake..........yeah........

Books

First off........I just wanted to recommend a book that I read a few months ago.......

It is called I Am America (And So Can You) and it is by Stephen Colbert and it is awesome...............

Second......because my mom might start reading my blog now............I WANT THE BOOK Conservative Comebacks to Liberal Lies...................ok, mom????????

Me and my surroundings (Yeah, I'm really bored)

Me.....

my hat.......

my comb......

my watch....

My dinner....

dessert????

so.......

Well........

Spring Break is almost over.........it is now friday and that means that we only have two more days before school starts again.......but that's okay........the sooner it starts the sooner it will be over.........

Today was somewhat fun......

First, Me, Hillary, and Megan went to Kohl's and I made them "outfits".............they were absolutely terrible........in the end, Hillary looked like one of those annoying Red Hat Ladies and Megan looked like a piece of dirt with a hat on..........but it was fun.............

Then, we went to Kroger and I got myself a free Dr. Pepper from the 1 in 6 wins promotion thing............

Then.........we went to a new strip mall in our little town.........we went into all of the stores.........there were like 25 stores...........there was one story called Billie Jeans and it was EXPENSIVE..........i think it was for black people, but anyways.......there was not one piece of clothing in that store for less than 300 dollars...........there were a pair of jeans for 400 dollars.......i about cried..........apparently there are only two of those kind of stores anywhere so not very many people get scammed out of their money.........that seemed redundant........was that redundant??? (scammed out of their money)......

THEN, we went to Chili's and had appetizers...............we spent like 18 dollars there and the adult with us (sister Guertler) only tipped two dollars.........that is like ten percent...........so i added two dollars to it so that i wouldn't feel bad.........

After that we went to Hillary's house and Nicole came over and we played Monopoly again.........it takes way too long..............I hate monopoly............then.............we went home and i had a nap......

Now i'm awake and watching basketball games..........

The day was a lot more fun than it sounds........

red hat ladies............

Best part of waking up????

OAKLAND, Calif. - A woman is safe after losing control of her car and accidently driving into the waters of the Oakland Estuary. But on the upside, she saved her morning coffee.

Authorities say the car went into the water a little after 6 a.m. Thursday after its 22-year-old driver apparently lost control of her car while reaching for a cell phone.

After the car became lodged in stilts under a home on the water, the driver was able to get out of the car and make it back to shore.

Onlookers say she came ashore still cradling her coffee cup.

Hidden Camera (The Ducks Didn't Know)

Yeah.......I hid the camera in the grass and started taking pictures of the ducks...........We had fun.........i'll bet they wondered why a flash randomly happened every few seconds..........they are getting big really fast............

Nicole got a new car......it is a 2000 Saturn something...........it goes and that's what counts........

Monopolizing

So...we just got done playing monopoly...........Nicole won with a net worth of 26,389 dollars.............Hillary got second and I got third.......Megan and Morgan were out within the first hour.......they aren't very good at it.........

So.......now i'm bored again........

Monopoly

Okay......my sister is telling me right now to go play monopoly with her........but she wants us to play with me, nicole, hillary, megan, morgan, and erin.........that is six people.......i'll tell you if we ever finish.........i doubt we will............

Swimming

So, we went swimming at the civic center today....we finally did something on our spring break......we swam for a while and then we went to Taco Bell and had some issues....first, we ordered two number ones and then we ordered two soft tacos........they didn't give us the tacos that go with the number ones and it made us mad...........so we went back and got our tacos.........but it took like twenty minutes and it shouldn't have.............

Anyway.........now i am bored again just sitting here and doing nothing again.......I haven't even showered today yet so i feel really gross.......i would go shower now but the ducks are in the bath........

There was a guy behind us in the line at Taco Bell that had a really really big order..............it was 131 dollars and some change..................that is absolutely ridiculous.........i don't care how many people you are ordering for, you don't spend 131 dollars at Taco Bell.............

uhhhhh....

okay.....yesterday i went to the coolest place so i could save the world........and i did.........i had so many people trying to kill me and i made it.......i saved the world........beat that.........

DISCLAIMER: I misspoke.

Guber burger

the Guber Burger, a hamburger patty smothered in peanut butter and served with lettuce, a slice of tomato and mayonnaise on a bun......ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....

Ducks are getting bigger

Deep thoughts

Well....since Liz and Scrat are having deep thoughts, i didn't want to be left out.....i've heard this saying a few times and it still doesn't make sense to me.......help me..

To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.- Aristotle

umm...yeah...

Ummm....that gene pool is definitely gonna need some chlorine.....

Car

Okay.......now i feel that i ruined my blog by posting a picture of a terribly ugly car. I don't like seeing my blog right now. That is what my driveway looks like right now....UGLY.......anyway....I am posting a picture of a pretty car to cancel out the ugly one....This is what i want my driveway to look like....it is a 1967 Dodge Charger (the best car ever) and it would only cost like 18,000dollars to get it......so yeah............

Idols

Tonight we got to watch our favorite shows on the tv.....american idol and big brother.......on american idol, the top ten sang and i was very happy b/c they were singing songs that i don't absolutely love so i could actually like what they sang......

Well......first, I did not like mr. dreadlocks or whatever his name is.....i have never liked him...he is annoying.....and the two mormon folk did okay, not great though.......

Whatsherface, ummmmmmmmmmm....kristy lee actually sang ok, which made me mad....b/c i want her to leave......

My top two of the night were definitely Michael Johns and David Cook.......Michael Johns did a medley thingy of We Will Rock You and We are the Champions and it was really good.....

David Cook did the best rendition of Billie Jean I have ever heard........I am not a big fan of the Michael Jackson version b/c I think Michael Jackson has songs that are much better, but David Cook absolutely made it sound awesome.....

anyway....as you can tell, i did not do much tonight.........i ate a lot of pizza because we had the missionaries over and fed them pizza......but it was from Little Caesar's so i didn't like it........but today was boring again and we got a really really ugly rental car......it is a Nissan Versa.........It is terrible...............

Tomorrow we are going to go used car shopping.....fun

EFY

I am not very happy again....I was on the EFY website because i am going this summer and found out that there is a dress code....and that the dress code includes that hair must be off collar and ears must be showing.......I could do the hair off the collar, but the ears showing?! that is rough for me.....that means that i will have to get a haircut before July........which sucks............i don't like cutting my hair........

Right now I am watching MONTEL and it is almost as stupid as usual.........he's talking about how people have weird diseases and they deal with them..........WHY WOULD SOMEONE GO ON TV TO TALK ABOUT THAT??????????????? It does not make any sense to me.........if you want to get on tv you can either commit a crime or go on a game show.........i also don't know why people go on Reality Shows.............they are fun to watch but freakin dang, why would you do that..........some people are stupid..............

Poll

I am very happy about how the poll is going so far.....Everyone has picked over except for the person that doesn't use it.....but i would rather not use it than use it under........so we accept you non-user......anyway, if everyone picks over, than it must be the right way, right? (yes)....i am very happy because the MLB season is going to start tomorrow...that's major league baseball, Liz....it is the sport with the bat and the ball.....just trying to help people (Liz) understand my post....anyway, it starts at 5 in the morning my time so 4 in the morning everyone else's time.....it is my Red Sox against Norm's A's.....those are teams that play the sport with the bat and the ball.....anyways, i am debating on whether i am going to wake up at 5 in the morning tomorrow and watch the game....i probably will.......

hmm....

Well....we didn't go to a movie tonight because Erin and Nicole wanted to go do other stuff....well, at least I didn't have to go see Horton Hears a Who......instead, me and my parents went to IHOP and had food.......but that didn't really turn out well...first, my mom ordered something with bacon and eggs and stuff on it and my dad ordered an omelette without sausage....when we got our food, we ended up with an omelette with sausage and a something with bacon and turkey on it and no eggs....at least i got what i wanted....so then my mom only tipped the lady 13% and that made me mad....you tip 15% only if it is absolutely terrible service.......otherwise, you tip 20 to 25%........one of my friends only tipped 10% onetime when we went out to eat and i made up for it by tipping 40% because i felt bad.......because she only tipped her 13%, the manager, LaDonna was her name, gave us a very dirty look and I felt bad..........so IHOP did not turn out well......So maybe i'll go to a movie tomorrow or something........but I don't know.......I don't know what movie to see though......of the PG13 ones out i would be fine either seeing Shutter or Drillbit Taylor.....but I would much rather go the R route and go see Semi-Pro.........but i don't know...

Plans

Okay...i am a little unhappy (very unhappy) right now...i had plans (we were going to go to Wal-Mart) today with some of my friends....they said they would call me back before they went because they had to take their little brother to the doctor real quick.....well, long story short, it has been five and a half hours since they said that.......and they don't have cell phones so we can't get a hold of them....but maybe me and my family will go to the movies tonight....my dad wants to see Horton Hears A Who...and i really don't want to........so i'm going to try to go see something else.......but all the movies i want to see are rated-R and if my parents are going to see Horton, then i would have to sneak into an R-rated movie......so, i guess i'll have to decide soon.......sorry that i attacked you with youtube videos, but i tried to put them on over the past few days straight from youtube instead of embedding it into the HTML, and it didn't work until like an hour ago..........so sorry.......

Obama Campaign Ad

I'm pretty sure he just okayed marijuana...is that who we want to be our president? (the answer is no).....

Muhammed's Chicken

wtf??? it's funny

Ninjas

This is sooo funny...

Toilet Paper

I became very angry today when I went to the bathroom and found the toilet paper was going under instead of over...because I am too lazy to fix it, it is still that way....but I'm really hoping that it magically starts going over again or else I will yell later....It bothers me sooooooooooooooo much.......does it bother anyone else??????

Movie

I just got done watching the movie "Fracture" for the third time....I just wanted to say that I strongly recommend it...It is a 2007 movie with Anthony Hopkins and Ryan Gosling in it...It is one of those crime drama ish movies that I love...I would compare it to two pre-really crazy Tom Cruise movies....The Firm and A Few Good Men....I would say it is better than the firm and not as good as A Few Good Men...but then again I don't really know how good the Firm was because I really didn't like it because I read the book first...I just want to say to never read the book first because it really ruins the movie for you......anyway...it is a really good movie and I would recommend it to anyone......

Reinforcing his image of an exceptional orator and a formidable debater, Barack Obama used the controversy surrounding his pastor's provocative sermons to deliver a major speech aimed at uniting Americans regardless of racial, religious, or sexual identity, and bringing them all together for the common cause of fighting capitalism, private property, individualism, self-sufficiency, and other harmful prejudices that stand in the way of change and hope for a better and monolithic America.

Favorite Commercial (EVER)

Favorite Commercial (Right Now)

I Fixed You Tube!!!!!

Talk

Well....I have to do a talk in church tomorrow...I really don't want to...but okay...ummmmmm...tomorrow will be only the third easter since I turned 12 and this will be my second easter talk. How unlucky is that????? I was very worried about it when last night the computer crashed and I wasn't going to have a computer to write a talk on....I couldn't cheat....but, apparently it was just the power supply and now it is fixed....apparently the computer doesn't work without power....I'm glad it wasn't my fault or anything....

Ducks

WE GOT OUR DUCKS!!!!

E-Bay

This March 2008 photo provided by Melissa McIntire shows a corn flake next to a dime. Two sisters from Virginia are selling a single corn flake shaped like the state of Illinois on the online auction site eBay. Bidding is at $255...

This is ridiculous.....the sad thing is that people would buy this.......I thought it looked like the virgin mary...but ok.....maybe i could see illinois...

You Tube

Ok....I have been trying to put a video on my blog from you tube all day........i've never had trouble before, but now it is not working........Did I break it?? Am i just stupid???

Spring Break

Spring Break started today...that's good...but I would rather go to school for the next week and a half and get out of school for the summer earlier, but that's just me.....in 2009 they are making our schools year-round....I don't think I will like it.........I think that I am going to call some of my friends today and maybe go do something....

Freudian Slip

Okay... I put this joke on here because I heard it yesterday and it is still making me laugh...

Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories.
One man says, "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day."
The other man responds, "What is a Freudian Slip?"
"You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for 'to Pickets to Tittsburgh."
he second replies, "Oh, now I know what you are talking about. It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said, "You F***ing B***h, you ruined my life!

Evolution?

I am tired of people saying how "hot" Pete Wentz is....if you don't know who he is, he is the guy in the picture but also the bassist (?is that a word?) for Fall Out Boy..........but anyway... his face makes me believe in evolution.......he looks like he is still evolving from one ugly ape....i don't know.....am i wrong????? (the answer is no, i'm not wrong)

American Idol

Last night I got my doses of American Idol and Big Brother...had to Tivo Survivor....will watch that today.......anyway, I was very happy with the way my shows turned out....

On american idol...as all of america saw...skunk girl got kicked off, which made me happy......since she totally killed Back in the U.S.S.R. this week........

But I think that Kristy Lee or whatever her name is should have been kicked off before the top 24....she is absolutely terrible.....She killed two great songs in the past two weeks....she freakin murdered eight days a week and did an almost half way decently bad job on You've got to hide your love away.......

Yeah the girl that got 25th this year actually would have made the top 24 but she had a recording contract already and that conflicted.....which sucked for her (Kardin)...she goes to my church......

But anyway...David Archuleta sang the best song ever made (the long and winding road) and did a really good job.......nowhere near the original, but good......

I really think that David Cook is pretty good but he has a terrible attitude and i just want to punch him.....

my ideal top 3 would be Archuleta, Brook White, and Michael Johns....and i think i like Chikezie but i'm not sure.....

Should I Feel Bad????

I was just wondering if I should feel bad about laughing at these unfortunately placed ads............I still have not stopped laughing at them....

Dyslexia

Dyslexia has reared its ugly head.............I thought this was funny......

Yes or No...

I found this really awkward when doing research for school.........



LAUREN WAS HERE!!!

That was Lauren....I am in english.......I hate english....o crap the teacher is coming.....

Ducks

WE'RE GETTING DUCKS AGAIN..............YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....they are going to start selling them at the COOP on wednesday so we will get them soon.......that makes me happy....
the pics are of the ones we had before.........before the hawk came and killed them.....they are so cute........