I should probably be doing my homework.....

Big Ducks

They are really big now....

Thought

The musical scale has only seven notes, the sun's spectrum only seven primary colors, yet the combinations of those notes in music and those colors in painting are not to be numbered. The same must be said of our fundamental emotions.

- Stanislavski

Obama

Fireside

Well...tonight we had a fireside...the thing that was unusual about this one is that it was actually by a fire.....that has never happened for me before....today, we had a lot of church and in between was the NFL Draft.....i was so mad that John David Booty didn't get drafted until the fifth round...i liked him....but whatever....

Dance

We have a church dance tonight....they are always fun...they would be a lot more fun if they didn't play the same songs every single time....but whatever....tonight it is a SALSA dance....i don't have the foggiest notion how to do that (i don't really say foggiest notion....that is one of my science teacher's favorite things to say)....anyway......all i know is that mexican people do it.....other than that, i have no idea.....whatever....

Life

Well....my life has been boring and long the last few days.....i've had to do two projects as well as doing all the other things i have to do.....yesterday was friday and i went to bed at 6:00P.M.........yeah...i was really tired....i woke up like five minutes ago, so almost 8:00AM......that means i slept like six hours.....wow.....

Election

I won my election.....yayyyyy....it made me happy....now i don't have to worry about running for another year....otherwise, today was boring...

we had to go to a meeting about our New York trip in three weeks and the guy that was talking about it talked like Mr. Garrison from South Park....

Projects

I have two projects due within the next week....i did not know that until today....i have to do an eight minute report on Tennessee Williams, who was a playwright, which shouldn't be hard....but i also have to make HELL.........we are reading the first part of the Divine Comedy where Dante is going through Hell.....we have to make our own nine levels.....and make a 3D model of them....and it is due Friday...

Any Suggestions for my hell????

Boring Day

Today was very boring....a lot of things happened, but it was terribly slow....First, we had to do Student Council speeches and the guy i ran against, his speech was absolutely terrible....i hope i won....i think i did....but then we had to go to all of our other classes and try not to fall asleep....then we had to have a seminar in fourth block about Earth Day....by the way, Earth Day is tomorrow, since no one cares.....

I wonder how many kids came to school high today because yesterday was 4/20.....

Sammy Kershaw

yeah....Sammy Kershaw is absolutely TERRIBLE.....he sounds drunk when he sings....i didn't understand most of it.....his most famous song is "Queen of My Double-Wide Trailer.".....yeah....he did have one good song though....it is "she don't know she's beautiful"..that's probably his second most "known" song...i say known as if someone actually listens to him (my dad).....sad...his opening act, Daniel Lee Martin was actually pretty good....

Walk

I went to bed last night at Kelsie's house at 11:30......I had to wake up at 4:30 this morning for an Autism Walk that we volunteered for.....we had to be there at 5:30....we had to give the runners and walkers water.....it was really fun.....we had water fights....Joe peed in one of the cups and set it on the table....i made him get rid of it so no one would pick it up while they were running.....ewwww....at the end, Kelsie, Hillary, and Megan all ganged up on me and poured the rest of the ice and water in the cooler on me.....yeah the weather was in the 40s.....so i went home and slept for four hours.....and tonight i have to go to a Sammy Kershaw concert, whoever that is.....

Blister

ok....i was lifting a table with another kid today at seminary....it was like an office desk full of people's scriptures.....yeah...i think it was made out of lead or something.....it was sooooooo heavy......but anyway.....my hands still hurt and my back hurts and that was at 6:30 this morning.......and I got a blood blister.....i'd never had one of them before.....it is pretty awesome.....i didn't pop it yet because i've grown fond of it.....it is on my finger so it feels funny to type....i hope it doesn't pop while i'm typing.......

Pool

So....sorry i haven't posted.....anyway....Monday i had Teen Court and Yesterday we had a temple trip......so i haven't been able to get on.....but today we got a new pool......because our old one was, i guess, old................so yeah.....but i got my two new Kansas University hats in the mail today....one of them is the National Championship hat and the other one is a stormfront style one.....

Book

Well....i was reading my book Conservative Comebacks to Liberal Lies yesterday and it is very interesting.....i would definitely recommend it.....it goes from A to Z with things (like A is for Abortion, B is for Bill Clinton, C is for church and state, etc.)......anyway....i want to recommend it to everyone....it is great.....i just found out that this is my 100th post.....wow.....that's sad....

Air Show

So.....yesterday we went to the air show......it was the blue angels........yeah.....it was fun....my mom got sunburned REALLY bad though....i only got burned a little bit....she looks like red leather....and she has to speak today in church......

What is wrong with the world?????

JAKARTA, Indonesia - Massage parlors in an Indonesian town are asking their female masseuses to padlock their skirts and pants to make it clear that sex is not on offer.

Secret Talents

Well....apparently i was the only person in America watching "The Secret Talents of the Stars" the other day.....yeah....it got cancelled after one episode.....if you didn't see it, consider yourself lucky....it's funny though because the Jericho fans are mad because that was when Jericho was on.....ha ha....i hate Jericho..............

JOKES.....

Okay....i was at school today and remembered some really really good jokes....i told them to people and they didn't think they were very funny......

The first one i told was the best clean joke ever....

you know....

1. What did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall?

Dam

then....i told a less popular one....

2. What do you call a blind deer in the forest?

No Idear

Then.....

3. What do you call a legless blind deer in the forest?

Still No Idear

Next.....

4. What is green and has four wheels?

Grass.....I lied about the wheels.

After that....i told the overused but always funny....

5. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left it.

The ONLY one that made people laugh was this one....

6. Why shouldn't you play poker in the jungle?

because they're all Cheetahs.....and if they say they aren't their a lion.......

yeah.....

I find those all ridiculously funny.....am i just dumb???????????? or do my friends just not have a sense of humor????

YAY....A step to the right

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - Most Florida residents would be allowed to take guns to work under a measure passed by Florida lawmakers on Wednesday.

The bill, allowing workers to keep guns in their cars for self-protection, was approved by the Florida Senate by a vote of 26-13. It now goes to Republican Gov. Charlie Crist to sign into law.

GUNS FOR ALL THE NON-CRAZY'S!!!!!! (or at least to kill the crazy's)

Umm.....wow....

Yeah....i almost just lost my blog.....i decided i would play with the EDIT HTML button in the layout....yeah.........i deleted everything.........then, apparently i had saved it....but it kept giving me an error because more than one widget was named HTML1 so i went in and renamed one of the widgets and it worked....well, that made it sound easy, but i just spent like twenty minutes doing that.......so i'm a little bit happier now....

Keyboarding

So....i got moved today in keyboarding because APPARENTLY i talk a lot.....bullhah.....i do not.....she said that if i keep talking she'll give me a detention or something like that.....but she won't ever give me a detention....she's too nice and she secretly likes me even though she said she hopes i don't come back next year.....yeah.....she told me to shut my pie hole today.....i don't even eat pie.....pie is gross.....more like a popcorn hole....that's all i eat......

KANSAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was SOOOOOO happy last night when Kansas won the College Basketball national championship.....with two minutes to go and they were down by nine, i about cried because they were going to lose again like they did in 2003......but they didn't.....they put the game into overtime and won.....so now i'm going to have to go get a hat that says Kansas National Champions on it.......I am so happy right now.....Tonight the Tennessee Women are going to probably win ANOTHER championship.....it kind of gets boring when they win it all the time.......

Yahoo Answers

I was just wondering if anyone else just gets on Yahoo Answers and answers people's questions when you are bored.....i just started doing it like 3 days ago and it is really fun....i was having fun just a minute ago until it told me that i had answered my limit of questions for a day....40....it says that when i become a level 3 (i'm a level 2) then i will be able to answer 60 questions a day....

It is a lot better than internet games and also a lot more fun....you should try it....

Christofferson

I just realized today how much the new apostle looks like grandma's brother, Lee.....he also has a wife named Kathy....it took me forever to figure out who he looked like....nicole thinks he looks like lee's wife, but i don't see it....

Ducks.......

21

So, I went to the movies tonight...We went and saw 21...it was pretty good....very predictable but the main points of it were not predictable....i like the actor Jim Sturgess (Who plays Jude in Across the Universe)....yeah...he's pretty good....Anyway...i wouldn't recommend it for a theater viewing but it would be an okay renter...anyway...i got to go to bed now...

Why guys shouldn't have toys

Student Council Elections

Well, student council elections are now here...great.............so, i guess i'm going to run again because i had fun doing it this year....but yeah.......so i'm running for vice-president of my grade again.....so anyone from school that reads my blog is going to vote for me.....Right? Well anyway......i just want people to know now that i am running so that they don't try and run against me like Andrew and Jacki did last year....we know how that turned out (I won)........anyway, i hate to sound arrogant, but VOTE FOR ME..........I actually do stuff on student council unlike some people..........

Knock Knock

Twenty Questions

April

I found out today that it is April....I hate April..........i need to start getting stuff done now......ummm....i need to start campaigning for student council soon but it takes too much time....I hate april fool's day a lot because no one knows how to do a good joke...and if someone does do a good one, it is ruined by all the crappy ones.

You know what, my 4th block teacher does not like when me and christie talk, so she moved christie across the room....like we won't just talk across the room............yeah so we were talking across the room today and she got mad because we were talking politics and we moved a little bit to far right for our leftish teacher....yeah, she used to be a defense lawyer.....so you understand.........

So, now i have to go back to school in an hour for Community Seminar because i volunteered to help because i have to do a lot of community service for Student Council........but i already got my hours for the year so i don't know what i'm doing................i must be crazy.....

Athletes with unfortunate names