Best animal

with all this fight over what the best animal is (not a sloth), i've decided to put my view in....presenting......manbearpig.......got to to read more......

Fly in Water------RIDICULOUS

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's Supreme Court on Thursday dismissed the case of a man who said he lost interest in sex after he found two dead flies in an unopened bottle of drinking water.

Waddah Mustapha sued the bottling company, saying he had suffered psychological damage, including depression, phobia, anxiety and damage to his sex life after the unpleasant 2001 discovery.

He won C$340,000 ($343,000) in damages in a lower court, but the Supreme Court ruled unanimously that he had not proved his case.

"Mr Mustapha must show that it was foreseeable that a person of ordinary fortitude would suffer serious injuries from seeing the flies in the bottle of water he was about to install. This he failed to do," the court said.

Mustapha said he vomited after finding the fly and now found it hard to shower. He also said he was afflicted by visions of flies walking over feces.

Mustapha -- who will lose the award and must pay the costs of the case -- was not immediately available for comment.

adidas goodyear race

in my search for a new pair of flip flops, i found a pair of shoes that i really really want....and they're only $40.....and i need some new shoes before school starts....but i don't want to ask my mom to get me them for my birthday because i want her to get me JOURNEY tickets for my birthday.........Journey is coming on August 7th......and i REALLY want to go......but the tickets are like 50-70 dollars........so i can't get both for my birthday.......

flip flops

my flip-flops that i got after sixth grade broke and it made me really sad.....but i got new ones....they came in the mail yesterday....YAY.........and i like them....

j. peterman

so....we do nothing when we don't have school....i would much rather not have summer break and just get school over with, but whatever....last night we went to a pool party and it was fun for the last half hour when fifteen people were all playing "dive for the quarter".....it seems dangerous......but who cares.....now i'm just eating popcorn and watching family feud....it's really sad because i HATE J. Peterman or whatever his real life name is and he is terrible at hosting game shows.....but i found out that i am really good at Jeopardy......that is the most fun that i have all day is watching jeopardy........kinda sad...

Ha ha ha ha ha.......ha

class

So, right now i'm sitting in fourth block and watching a video about Google....i find it really interesting but i'm the only one in the whole class watching it....everyone else is just watching movies and tv shows on the internet or sleeping....but i really just want to go home and sleep....tomorrow and wednesday i have exams and then school is over forever....(til august)......

Do we really want him to be our president (dictator)????

NYC

Okay........we made it back from New York Yesterday.......we spent five and a half hours in Laguardia Airport.......that was not fun.........but new york was fun..........we went and saw wicked.....and it is the best thing i have ever seen ever...........ever........the special effects were soooooooooooooooooo goood......and we got to go to the Dakota Building and Strawberry Fields.......those were pretty much the highlights of my trip............but it was a lot of fun....

Political Correctness

In a world where Santa can no longer say Ho Ho Ho and the lollies and bikkies we ate as children have vastly different names (Fads instead of Fags, Scalliwags instead of Golliwogs), this mother is struggling to keep up with being politically correct and is barely hanging on.

I mean, how are we supposed to school our children in the acceptable vernacular (and the connotation) when we don’t even know or understand why half of it exists in the first place?

When did it become unconscionable to say short instead of vertically challenged; or to call a footstool a pouffe and more importantly, when did men stop opening doors and paying for dinner?

I mean, what is the world coming to? Political correctness has taken over and in the process, a decidedly unpleasant environment has resulted.

No longer is protecting people’s feelings and sensibilities the result of jargon change, it has now taken on extreme proportions and like most people I feel that political correctness is so ridiculously incorrect I can hardly speak.

When my little pumpkin told me how much he liked his new brown friend at school I rushed to hush him, explaining that she is indigenous, not brown.

When he asked a man in a wheel chair in line at the bank, why he had an ‘inside car’, I explained that it was rude to invade people’s privacy with such questions. When he asked me why the blind girl at school was called ‘visually impaired’, I had to tell him that I actually had no idea- TINA SHAW

“When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.”

- John Lennon

Another quote......

“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.”

- John Lennon

Quote............

“I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.”

- Billy Joel

Sleep

So, I finished packing last night.......i hope.....i had to wake up at 5:30 this morning just like every other day, but tonight i'm going to the Nashville Tribute Band's tribute to the pioneers....and that will last until like ten eleven ish.......so i won't go to bed tonight until like midnight.....then i have to be at the airport tomorrow by 5:00 so i'll probably have to wake up at 3:30......then, tomorrow, i'll be doing stuff until late that night because we are going to see Wicked tomorrow.....so i will be short on sleep for a little while......it's going to suck.......

YAY....WE LOVE WAL-MART

Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, said sales at stores open at least a year climbed 3.2 percent, beating its forecast and sending the shares higher. Industry sales climbed 3.6 percent, the most since March 2007, the International Council of Shopping Centers said.

Mormon (Believe it or not, we're Christians) SURPRISE!!!!

PEOPLE ARE STUPID

Quote........

A GOVERNMENT BIG ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING IS A GOVERNMENT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE- BARRY GOLDWATER

SAY NO TO UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Packing

Yeah....i haven't really started packing yet since i don't really feel the need to pack until friday night....we have to be at the airport on Saturday morning at 5:00 in the morning for our short flight to LaGuardia.......then we have a long day that ends with a trip to Wicked......but anyway...

I decided (my mom made me) to clean my room today....it was a MESS....but anyway, i found my suitcase and it was full of hats....it also had a whole bunch of crap that was still in there from our trip to Utah last summer.....

I need to start packing on Friday, but first i have to make a decision on what hats i'm going to wear....the trip is four days long and that means that i have to wear four different hats.....but i have like fifty of them to choose from.....i'll probably wear a Red Sox hat every day just because we'll be in Yankee Heaven.....or Hell i mean...........

But that only narrows it down to like ten hats......so i still have to make a decision.....i've sort of decided that i'll wear a regular bosox hat, then wear a 2004 world series champions hat, then wear a 2005 division series hat, then wear a 2007 world series champions hat.....but that still only narrows it down to me having to pick four of like eight hats..............

KELS

I could not figure out how to do the audio clip and the pics on the same post, so this is a continuation of the last post............I LIKE GIANTS...............we hung out today and whatever......but i found a song called i like giants and she is a giant and it fits her perfectly.......

ILikeGiants.mp3

Gas

I am very bothered right now....actually i've been bothered for a while now but right now i'm just bored enough to rant about it...........WHY IF OIL PRICES HAVE DOUBLED HAVE GAS PRICES STAYED ALMOST THE SAME??????? I know i don't pay for gas, but if they charge just as much for gas now and it is twice as expensive as it was, how much were they gouging out of people before....and how much now???????????????????? It just makes me mad............

Text

We finally got texting. The only downside to getting texting is we had to get rid of Netflix.....but we haven't used it in like two months anyway so i think we were wasting our money.....

I was texting Kels last night for like a half hour and i finally asked her where she was and she was at the movies. Why would you be texting while in a movie???????????????????????? WATCH THE MOVIE.........

Oprah

I was definitely bothered by Oprah yesterday. David Blaine was on trying to hold his breath to break the world record. He was underwater holding his breath for seventeen minutes and four seconds.....that is absolutely ridiculous....the sad part is he has spent two months training himself to be able to do this. I find it a waste of time......