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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July. Democrats believe every day is April 15th.- Ronald Reagan

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Nine times out of ten, in art as in life, there is no truth to be discovered, only an error to be exposed.--H.L. Menken

SAW V

so...tonight me and my mom went to see SAW V....and it was really good....i love that series of movies....they are so awesome...it brought all the other movies together and everything....and it's definitely more gory and freaky than all the others, but i loved it...and i can't wait for the sixth one to come out on OCTOBER 30th, 2009....

Fall Fest

so our school doesn't have any fundraisers...except for all the fundraisers we do....and our biggest fundraiser we have (but apparently we don't have fundraisers, according to the principal) is the Fall Fest....well, stupidly, during third block yesterday i decided i would sign up to help....well it was yesterday night and i got to help seventeen third graders get from room to room....but they were obnoxious...and they would make the funniest noises at me and at eachother....and when they were told they got to play WEBKINZ they totally flipped....apparently it's some kind of kids game website or something......but they just wanted to go to the "haunted house"....it was just a darkened room....with people screaming at you and stuff....but they really wanted to go and they kept asking when they were going to be able to go...well, finally we went...and when i was about half way through, i was told by one of the "scary people" that my group wasn't with me anymore....they all got scared out....so then my group was mad because it was too scary....

The moral of the story is never play with third graders....

Al Smith Dinner

Alfred E. Smith Dinner

Randy Newman

So last night me and my dad went down to TPAC to see Randy Newman's concert....it was very good...he is very funny and he put on a good show...his music is also really good...especially his new album....and i liked the fact that he sang his song "Rednecks", because it is one of my favorites from him...it just says the "N" word a lot....that's all.....but it was a good show....it was one of those weird concerts where you sit the whole time and only like 4 people in the whole place are in jeans and there's an intermission and all that stuff....weird....but cool....and he's still just as ugly as he was in the 70s

Driving

So...i went driving yesterday with my dad....for like i guess the second time....but the first time was only like 2 minutes...so anyway.......i was driving awesomely (except for the fact that when i would hit the gas, it would go really fast...i need to work on that) and my dad told me to park the car....so after doing an almost straight parking job, my dad told me where the lights were (like i didn't already know) and i messed with the light turner onner thingy, and the car shut off..i killed the car...

apparently, according to the nice people at the NTB place, there was a short in the battery, so when i turned the lights on it killed the car...

luckily i was in a parking lot...and a cop came by and jump started us....yay policia....

facebook

so, i decided that i would go into the horrible time consuming world of facebook....cause i felt left out since everyone (almost) in the world has one....so i've got one now and i keep getting freaking comments and i would like to go to bed sometime....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN LENNON

He would have been 68 today....

“As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead.”- George Harrison

“I just shot John Lennon.”- Mark David Chapman

Song that has been stuck in my head for too long

She Don't Use Jelly- The Flaming Lips

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make ya breakfast
She'll make ya toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
Vaseline
Vaseline

I know a guy who goes to shows
When he's at home and he blows his nose
He don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines
Magazines

I know a girl who reminds me of cher (reminds me of cher)
She's always changing (shes always changing)
The color of her hair (color of her hair)
She don't use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines
Tangerines

Most Important News Story of the Day

HEF BROKE UP WITH HOLLY!!!....and she moved out of the mansion....now who's gonna be his number 1?????

By the way....that's an old picture of hef...

Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding

People won't stop doing this at school.....so funny....it's the beginning of the Yes Dance, which isn't very appropriate, so look it up on your own time

School

So, we had school today....but tomorrow, friday, and monday we don't have school...well tomorrow i have to go to school for Student Council stuff but other than that i'm at home....which is pretty cool....so that means that we're a fourth of the way through the school year....yay......this is great news.....

Mismatch day

yep...that' all i need to say...